13 Ridiculous Pickup Lines That Might Just Be Silly Enough To Work

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You know when something is so incredibly bad that it crosses the threshold back to good?

This phenomenon can apply to movies, TV shows, songs, jokes, art, anda number of different parts of life. The only thing I can think of off the top of my head that it definitelydoesn’t apply to is food. Well, food and news.

Meeting new people can be difficult, especially if you’re shy, like me. Maybe you’re not always the smoothest person, especially when it comes to navigating the world of dating and romance. That’s OK! You’re certainly not alone.

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But when you see that person across the room and know that you have to talk to him or her, that’s when you’ve got to face your fears and pull out your best pickup line.

These 13 pickup line attempts that were shared by Reddit users are absolutely ridiculous, but they may very well be silly enough to work. And if they don’t, then maybe you’re trying to pick up the wrong person!

Have you ever used a silly pickup line like any of the ones below? Did it work? Please let us know, and SHARE with your family and friends on Facebook!

1.

sweep

Wikimedia Commons / Uncredited (likely Indonesian Navy)

“Went to a [fast food place]when I was in high school. There was a guy I knew sweeping the floor when three girls walked in and he said ‘careful ladies I might just sweep you off your feet.’ Couldn’t help but laugh.” Rooster812

2.

Nighthawks

Wikimedia Commons / Edward Hopper

“Walk up to a girl in the bar. Point at my friend standing down the bar from us? ‘Hey see my friend down there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.’” Reddit user

3.

kisses

Flickr / LabyrinthX

“A guy once walked up to me and said ‘Hey, I’d like to give you a kiss.’ He then held out a bag of Hershey’s Kisses, waited for me to take one, then walked away and left me alone. …It was honestly one of the greatest pickups I’ve ever seen.” Gluttony4

4.

appendix

Wikimedia Commons / Nordic Museum

“Are you my appendix? Because I dont understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.” robotwarlordelephant

5.

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Wikimedia Commons / Tom Lennon Collection

“Me: Hey, do you mind if we take a picture together?

“Her: Uhmmm…why?!

“Me: I just want to show Santa what I want for Christmas.” thejarimteam

6.

forgot

Public Domain Pictures

“Youre so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.” Tom_Bombadill

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7.

Pixabay

“Walk up and say: ‘Uh… geez, I’m terrible at this, sorry. How about you try to pick me up instead?’” Tikker_G

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Wikimedia Commons / Abraham Weinbaum 1890-1943

“‘Do you have any raisins?’ ‘No.’ ‘Well how about a date?’” IranianGenius

9.

shirt

Flickr / National Museum of Health and Medicine

“This worked on my now fianc:

“‘Hey, I just got this new shirt and it’s super comfy and soft. Feel this material.’girl feels your shirt.‘Know what this is made of? Boyfriend material.’” citizenc

10.

stairs

Wikimedia Commons / Bertha Wegmann

“Hey girl are you stairs? Because you take my breath away.” singh_sahil24

11.

scale

Pixabay

“On a scale of 1-10 you are a 9 and I’m the one you need.” Reddit user

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12.

Wikimedia Commons / United States Library of Congress

“Are you French? Because maDAMN.” Flatulent_Flamingo

13.

low

Flickr / State Library of New South Wales

“A friend of mine picked up his now-wife by walking up to her group and asking who among them had low standards.” KamenRiderY

Has a pickup line like this ever worked on you? Please SHARE with family and friends on Facebook!

Read more: https://www.littlethings.com/pick-up-lines-that-work/


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